BonBon - Week #1

Life is so damn "wonderous." Things keep coming up here all the time. My internet is barely working here so I have to go to an internet cafe to do these little posts. And on top of that, China blocks out mine and Willy's gayonstraight site :(. Thank god for PHProxy.

As I promised last time, I will continue on with all the interesting things that happen to me in China. Since I am about 6 weeks late on posting these, I let many stories pile up. However, don't you worry. I will get through these stories soon enough!

The day after I arrived, eighteen of us decided it would be a proper way to celebrate China, by attending a wonderful night of KTV. Even though we all had classes at 8 A.M., we went out till about 5 A.M. and had a very interesting time. No pictures to show you of it, but me and Michael sang Bye bye bye or whatever the song is called by 'Nsync and we even did the dance.

Good thing no one took pictures.

Two days later, we decided to check out the local club scene. Went to this club called BonBon. It's owned by an American black guy who is a famous TV star in China. I was surprised on how good both his English and Mandarin were. He switched between the two flawlessly. Very impressive. Once again not very many pictures to show you guys, but I think maybe this is the only of me at the club. Tod told us to strike stupid poses. I think we succeeded.


Oh yeah, here is a picture of a couple of girls that were with us. They were in the middle of competing for 100,000 RMB (~12,000 USD). They lost though :( Too bad, but you just can't beat the black booty shake.

Next time, I will post a video of them dancing. Can't find it at the moment and am rather lazy.

The next day was interesting, but let me first back track. The day before we went to the club, I met this high school girl (don't ask.) and anyways going back to the day after the club. We got home around 7 A.M. and I just slept for an hour, when at 8 A.M., the high school girl comes over and wakes me up. To meet her friend. Yay for more high school girls (don't ask.). We went out for breakfast and later hung out in my room with some other guys (don't ask.).

I guess she is a little shy. Oh well.

There were other little things we did that week. Some were perhaps too disturbing to talk about and I will let the pictures talk for themselves.


I think that is actually all I did the first week. Hmm, I guess you'll have to wait for another post to find out more.

Oh, by the way, this is my friend, Michael:

Life

It has been so long since I last posted. Perhaps I will skip on an explanation as to why I haven't posted in such a long time. Instead, I will tell you about my "wonderous" adventures as I traveled and continue to study in China!

I have now lived in China for 3 weeks, but the preparation for coming here took several month. Work aside though, I think it is far more entertaining to discuss all the fun that China has to offer (asian girls in asian clubs in slutty asian clothes... I mean sight-seeing).

Let's start from beginning though. Let us begin with my long long trip here. Imagine... 1 A.M. EST, you have not slept for the whole previous day, then you drive for 4 hours to Atlanta, GA to get on an airplane that leaves at 8 A.M. EST. One would think that once you get the driving out of the way, it is easy to just sleep on the plane... but alas on the first plane, I had to sit next to a couple with a 1 year old baby that doesn't shut the fuck up... in very very annoying mandarin screech! The good thing though, the first plane was only flying to Chicago, so the trip was very short.

In Chicago, I had to wait for maybe 2 hours before my next plane. Not so bad, it gave me enough time to get some nasty McD's breakfast. McHeartAttack on a muffin :D I wrapped it in 4 napkins and the greese still bled through to my fingers :(

Finally! Finally, we get on the plane... or so I thought. They forgot to tell us to get our visas stamped at the counter, so over a 100 people had to get it done and the plane got delayed about 40 minutes because of that. Awesome! At least, I am finally going to take off! The plane quickly fills in. Of course, I am too cheap to pay for first class so I don't have any leg room! Oh well... we begin to taxi to the run way. Next thing I hear is a crash and scratching sound.

"Everyone please remain in your seats. Our front wheel fell off. We have a team on the way to fix this." Says the pilot, very calmly (because you know wheels fall off on planes ALL the time).

An hour later, they fix the wheel. Yay! We can take off! (and possibly die on landing but whatever)

"We have to return to the gate, we ran out of enough fuel for a trip to China while they were fixing the wheel."

Great! We taxi back and start refueling, which by the way takes a good hour too. The problem though, they have to turn the plane off while refueling. Yay for no AC in a plane with over 100 people in it yelling and running around like morons.

Anyways, we finally get going! I was sitting next to a cute Asian girl, so the trip was somewhat pleasant.

Eventually we arrived!

So here I am, in China.

Stay tuned for some adventures I've been having in China!

Vista... vista... vista....

Well it's been sometime since I have posted anything, which makes me very sad. I really would like to post everyday on here, but as of lately college is eating up most of my hours. Still though, I should be better at time management I guess :(... Well that aside, I still have a test coming up this Friday, so I cannot post a large post complaining about stuff, but you can certainly hope to see one by Friday night, as I type it during my Dynamis run. Don't worry, it will be worth the wait. It's about carebears, suicide, kids with porn, and guys with large turds. Stay tuned!

For now though, how about I write about Vista. I am an avid computer person. I mean my two majors are Comp. Engineering and Comp. Science. I'm excellent in both! Well I migrated to Vista about a month ago on Enterprise version that was released to businesses. I scored myself a legal copy and have since been using it. Of course I could not migrate to an OS that cannot run FFXI. As many of you have heard, Square Enix has failed to run FFXI efficiently on Vista. Well where SE has failed, I have shined through. So here I am to let you guys know some nifty things about Vista and make FFXI run.

First off, SE has announced that for now you cannot do a fresh install of FFXI on vista. Well this is very very easily avoided.

First thing you want to do is put your installation CD in, then explore it. Don't run it, just open it to view the files. Find setup.exe, and right click it. Go to Properties. Here you will see several common tabs. But you will also see some tabs you have never seen before. One of such tabs will be Compatibility. It is exactly like it sounds. Here you can select to make the program run in pseudo-XP. Basically if it worked in XP, it is guaranteed to work in Vista. Nifty isn't it? Microsoft did something right, I have never seen anything be so backwards compatible. Anyways, after you install, you have to do the same thing for pol.exe before you run it. Once you go through the whole update process, your FFXI will be ready to run in Vista.

Seriously though, who really reinstalls and updates the game from scratch now days? Why not just back up the files and move them to Vista? I mean hell you don't even have to do that for Vista. You can do this to run your FFXI off of iPod (that's what I do).

Well the essential step is to manually copy all the FFXI files to your new hardware, pc, ipod, or whatever. It does not have to be in the Program Files folder, but it you do need to write down where you placed the files. All the files need to be copied in the same folder structure as installed by SE, obviously. Once that step is accomplish you want to add the following code to your registry. To do so open a text editor and paste the following code and save the file with the extension .reg and then double click the file. This registry structure is for NA version, but you can similarly extract the PlayOnlineXX registry folder (XX being your language version, JP, NA, EU) from your previous installation. If you have question on that, just post in comments and I will be happy to explain the process.

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\PlayOnlineUS]

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\PlayOnlineUS\InstallFolder]

"0002"="C:\\Program Files\\PlayOnline\\SquareEnix\\TetraMaster"

"1000"="C:\\Program Files\\PlayOnline\\SquareEnix\\PlayOnlineViewer"

"0001"="C:\\Program Files\\PlayOnline\\SquareEnix\\FINAL FANTASY XI\\"

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\PlayOnlineUS\Interface]

"0002"="0170e049"

"1000"="0170df22"

"0001"="002209a4"

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\PlayOnlineUS\SquareEnix]

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\PlayOnlineUS\SquareEnix\FinalFantasyXI]

"bFirst"=hex:00

"0001"=dword:00000320

"0002"=dword:00000258

"0021"=dword:00000001

"0000"=dword:00000001

"0003"=dword:00000400

"0004"=dword:00000400

"0007"=dword:00000000

"0011"=dword:00000001

"0017"=dword:00000001

"0018"=dword:00000001

"0019"=dword:00000001

"0020"=dword:00000001

"0022"=dword:00000000

"0023"=dword:00000000

"0024"=dword:00000000

"0028"=dword:00000000

"0029"=dword:0000000c

"0030"=dword:00000000

"0031"=dword:3bc49ba6

"0032"=dword:00000000

"0033"=dword:00000000

"padsin000"="6,4,11,5,10,2,3,1,0,8,-1,-1,9,33,33,32,32,34,34,37,37,12,14,15,13,7,-1"

"padmode000"="1,1,1,0"

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\PlayOnlineUS\SquareEnix\PlayOnlineViewer]

"FirstBootPlayMovie"=dword:00000000

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\PlayOnlineUS\SquareEnix\PlayOnlineViewer\Settings]

"ResetSettings"=dword:00000000

"PlayOpeningMovie"=dword:00000001

"FullScreen"=dword:00000000

"PlayAudio"=dword:00000000

"UseGameController"=dword:00000000

"WindowX"=dword:00000211

"WindowY"=dword:000000d5

"WindowW"=dword:0000027e

"WindowH"=dword:000001df

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\PlayOnlineUS\SquareEnix\PlayOnlineViewer\Settings\Controller]

"AnchorUp"=dword:00000030

"AnchorRight"=dword:00000032

"AnchorLeft"=dword:00000036

"AnchorDown"=dword:00000034

"ChrCsrNext"=dword:00000007

"ChrCsrPrev"=dword:00000006

"PageNext"=dword:00000005

"PagePrev"=dword:00000004

"Navi"=dword:00000003

"Menu"=dword:00000000

"Ok"=dword:00000001

"Cancel"=dword:00000002

"ID"=dword:00000000

[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\PlayOnlineUS\SquareEnix\TetraMaster]

"LOADDIR"="C:\\Program Files\\PlayOnline\\SquareEnix/TetraMaster/"

Also, it is very important that you modify every C:\\Program Files\\ to the location that you installed to. Do not change anything between the [ and ].

Once you got the registry set up, it's time to register your DLL's. You need to open the DOS command prompt (in Vista you want to run it as Administrator). Now you want to execute the following 5 commands. Make sure to replace %%DIR%% with location leading up to the files (just like you replaced C:\\Program Files\\ in registry, but only use single dashes this time).

regsvr32 "%%DIR%%PlayOnline\SquareEnix\PlayOnlineViewer\viewe r\com\app.dll"
regsvr32 "%%DIR%%PlayOnline\SquareEnix\PlayOnlineViewer\viewer\com\polcore.dll"
regsvr32 "%%DIR%%PlayOnline\SquareEnix\FINAL FANTASY XI\FFXi.dll"
regsvr32 "%%DIR%%PlayOnline\SquareEnix\FINAL FANTASY XI\FFXiMain.dll"
regsvr32 "%%DIR%%PlayOnline\SquareEnix\FINAL FANTASY XI\FFXiVersions.dll"

Well now you are all set to play again! If you have questions or anything just post it in comments and I'll get back to you!

Soft-assed Guest Post

Before you guys read any further, I’m sure you’re wondering, “Who the fuck is this Thomas person, and why does he get to post?” Well, let me introduce myself. I am Thomas, also known (or not known) as Antor. I’m not very popular, but I do know Artem in real life, so that like… gives me posting privileges or something. Anyway, if you’ve been keeping up with this blog I’m sure you read the part where Artem promised there would be a story that scarred me for life.

I had just got finished spending the evening with a group of lame people. And by lame people I mean worse than your group of average, over-opinionated, anime-loving nerds. The problem with people these days is that everyone tries to fit in, and it was more than obvious after seeing people I used to go to school with after not seeing them for three months. But I’ll save that for another gripe, possibly on my livejournal or something. Anyway, they had decided to pull an all-nighter, but each one of them passed out sometime around 1:00. You don’t have to take my word for this if you don’t want to, but I’ve been known to stay up longer than twenty-four hours, and I was rather disappointed when they couldn’t even make it to 6:00. So I left their house and headed home.

It was probably around 1:30 when I finally got home. The house was quiet and all the lights were off. My dad was home, and I noticed his girlfriend’s car parked outside. I decided to be quiet and just go to my room and watch some television. However, there’s nothing on television on Friday nights (or Saturday mornings if you want to be technical). Not even Adult Swim, which I usually watch out of boredom. Dear God, please allow anime to make sense just once – Inuyasha is garbage.

Anyway, like I was saying, nothing was on television. So I decided to just make it an early night, mostly because there was nothing to do and I didn’t feel like leveling Bard. I head upstairs to use the restroom and then I had planned on going to sleep. Before I continue, let me say that my dad had recently been fairly ill. I was taking a piss and I hear some loud breathing. So, being the good son that I am I walk over to his room. The door is wide open, and I took a step inside planning to check up on him.

Biggest mistake ever. My dad is having sex with his girlfriend. And the thought of my dad having sex doesn’t gross me out, it’s just the thought of him having sex with her. Have any of you ever heard of Pruneface? Pruneface is a character in Dick Tracey. Well, she kind of looks like Pruneface. To make sure that they didn’t see me, I took one step back. Turning completely around would cause me to make noise on the wooden floor beneath me, so I just walk in the general direction I’m already facing, making me have to hide in the laundry room.

We keep our dogs in the laundry room at night, so it was tough keeping them quiet. But while I was back there I could hear them talking still. Luckily I couldn’t make out all of it, but I could make out parts of it. Like this charm:

“Oh, your ass is so soft.”

I know I’m an adult, but I don’t want to hear that! I waited for a while, and sometime around 3:00 I decided it was a good idea to sneak outside, regardless of how much noise the doors make. I sneak outside, and one of my dogs runs out the door barking at random stuff. Somehow I wasn’t caught. Aside from my boxers I was completely naked, and I could see my breath, which in South Carolina usually means that it’s about as “cold” as it’s going to get outside. I get the spare key and somehow get my dog back inside, and I also manage to break into my room (the spare key usually doesn’t work on my room).

Even in my room, on the other side of the house, I could still hear them talking and having sex. They maybe kept me up until about 4:00. I feel sorry for my dogs, as they must sit through this just about every night. (Actually, after this incident, this happened again, but I knew to stop a lot earlier than at the door just so I could turn around). Artem was the first person I talked to the next day, and for some reason he wanted me to post this story.

So here you go. Now don't send me any /tells about my ass being soft. Please (I get it enough from Xantrailles, anyway).

Dear Friends and My Dick

So both Artem and myself were long overdue for an update, I swear though. I intended on posting today regardless of whether or not Artem did! I spent an entire week far far away, 5 hours from civilization in a tiny Brazilian town, which is why I hadn't updated that entire week. Please forgive me!



Now that I'm back to civilzation, I intend on going back to flirting with straight men til I manage to convert them, as I usually do. Not that I have converted any yet, but the dream lives on. After an admittedly nice, but boring week away, I've pretty much spent another boring week here. At least with internet I have access to FFXI and porn! My only distraction really, aside from the porn that is, is all of the people I talk to, most who I met through FFXI. I'm grateful for you guys! Maybe such friendships end up paying off in real life, you never know. I've had the pleasure of meeting some fellow LS members before I moved to Brazil. And just the other day I was speaking to another FFXI gamer from Rio, Dejan, who I next plan on trying to convert. He claims he'll take me out drinking next time he is in town and that he's not taking "no" for an answer. Whether he'll stick to his promise or not remains to be seen... but I think he is the one who should watch out... I might be the one who doesn't take "no" for an answer (specially from a drunk straight boy wooooo!) :P Dejan you've been warned!



Why is it that a man would resist me anyway? I mean... I'm such a hot girl. Even Pauk thinks so. Though I don't understand why he would want to share all of my big-tittied, tight-assed, milky-skinned, feminine hotness with anyone else...





I guess guys just like to share their conquests or something. I've blurred out the name to protect the name of the not quite so innocent... innocent. Mostly because I don't know him. Either way, thank you Pauk for trying to hook me up. I still would prefer a hot moustache ride from you though.



So, ok. I'm not really a girl, and thank god for that. My dick is my most precious possession. Always there to cheer me up when I'm need of a friend. I would be very sad if my friend just went missing. Just like Artem... he's almost as a good a friend to me as my dick and I would totally cry if he suddenly vanished. My dick is like a fountain... a fountain that oozes and spurts gayness and joy in abundant quantity. So Abundant that I'm forced to pour of all that onto others to relieve my burden. And if I don't do so.. all you have have got to do is ask!...





No need to be ashamed.. I have enough gayness to go 'round!



So if any of you hot studs out there need some man-loving feel free to ask. I'm always ready to provide. You all know where to find me!

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I'm so sorry... & The Highschool Sluts...

Before I begin with this blog, I would like to point out that from now on all my titles will be two-parters!

My good friends, I have failed you. I have failed at posting in timely manner... I do not deserve to die... it's time to go super emo /WRIST. Okay, that out of the way, let me explain to you what happened to my posts. My dog ate them ; ; no really... Actually, my semester in college started and I just have been swamped with preparatory work. Also, I did Advanced Standing for 6 credit hours so I do not have to take the class. That was almost fun. On top of that... Xan is a big pussy and he can't post before, he just has to wait :(

I bet you didn't even read that... you scrolled right down just to see what about these Highschool sluts? You perv... I'm sorry to disappoint you, but it's a play on words.. and here's the play

I have to say... that kind of does sound like a school girl crush. Some girls just like it in the ass... what did you think only guys take it that way? I will leave the context of that conversation out, and let Xan explain it to you when he gets a chance. For the gal's reading this topic, having anal sex helps you tighten up those buttocks into a pleasantly shaped bottom. >.> Ask Xan, he's been offering to fix other guy's asses for years now. If only there was scientific evidence to help him along!

That aside, I want to rant about highschool girls. I love them. As the great saying goes "I keep gettin' older, but they stay the same age" or something like that. The thing I never understood about highschool girls is why are they so awful to each other. I mean there are simple solutions to every problem between guys. Couple of punches and they are best friends. I would like to propose a solution for the girls in high schools. Why don't we just get a big mud pit and wrestle naked! I'll even help out!... No? Damn it was worth a shot.

Speaking of wrestling naked, have you ever had to experience the sounds of old people having sex? Well in the next installment, our guest blogger Antor will tell you his horrid experience that left me laughing for days.

For those that forgot this, let me remind you:

Yeah, I have to deal with Xan all the time, so every once in a while I'm gonna pawn him of on you! It's quite funny though. Now that I have gotten into the swing of things, I'll play ffxi more often and take more screenshots to let you enjoy visual stimulation.

Speaking of visual stimulation :( I'm from the ghetto:

I will post more later, now it's time for class!

Holidays = Time Sink

Regarding the French Fries issue. Though I do not have to deal with girlfriends, I still have had to deal with other females in my life. They're all the same really. They always steal your fries, even though they specifically said they did not want any when you were ordering. I feel the same way as Art when it comes to my fries... They're all mine! And I do not want anyone touching them! Isn't it strange how a feeling of dissatisfaction lingers on for hours after your meal when you know that you didn't get to eat a full portion of fries? For me, it's as if that one missing fry leaves a black hole open in my stomach. Like a gaping void that yearns to be filled, and boy... how I yearn to be filled in oh so many different w ays... But, anyway... yes, my sister likes to steal my fries, so does my mother, and girl friends (please take note: "girl friends" not "girlfriends!"). Women must learn, if they desire to eat even one fry... they need to fucking learn to order their own portion already! Order a small portion for Christ's sake, and don't worry, it won't go to waste cause we'll eat your left overs too!





Now onwards we go to another topic: Holidays.



Yes it's the day after Christmas, so I must say something regarding my holiday so far. Christmas weekend was a three day affair for my family. Saturday all of my father's relatives who had come from far to spend Christmas here were also united to celebrate a five-man birthday on Saturday. My grandfather, my father, and four of my uncles, all have birthdays in December. We spent the night eating and drinking and talking in the party room one of my aunts reserved at her apartment complex she lives in. Really not very exciting, I suppose the most exciting things that happened all night involved my cousin taking a picture of his penis on his digital camera and having everyone take a look and my other cousin showing off her new boobs to the entire family and inviting them to cop a feel. The next day we spent the entire evening, late into the night at my grandfather's house doing pretty the same as the night before, except for much longer and with much more food. We also all spent lots of time checking out the pictures from the previous day and earlier that evening as a group while collectively cheering or jeering and making dirty comments regarding each other. The event did feel drawn out towards the end of the night, but hey, at least I got kisses from each of my cousins' cute boyfriends, that's worth it. Waking up somewhat early the next morning after going to sleep at 5am was quite difficult, but we had to go back there to have lunch (yeay for leftovers?) with whomever was still around from the past few days. That pretty much sums it up!





As for FFXI, I really haven't had much time to play this past weekend. The last time I did play I lost out on the Beaucedine AF I was prioritized and next in line for because I had just teleported out with the NM pop group to re-enter dynamis, and I didn't make it back in time to the entrance by like 30 seconds (though it would probably had taken another 30 to get dynamis to load in after entering). Sooo.... meh. FFXI has been sucking cause there have been no cute boys flirting with me on it lately :(



I did manage to get my Excalibur from the Upper Level of the Great Crystal dungeon in FFXII though! God that was a bitch, I managed to leave and save the game, but once again I haven't had time to touch it in a couple of days.



Nothing much else to say for now. Hopefully Art will enlighten us about Antor's gay dog soon, cause I want to hear this story!

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