Life

It has been so long since I last posted. Perhaps I will skip on an explanation as to why I haven't posted in such a long time. Instead, I will tell you about my "wonderous" adventures as I traveled and continue to study in China!

I have now lived in China for 3 weeks, but the preparation for coming here took several month. Work aside though, I think it is far more entertaining to discuss all the fun that China has to offer (asian girls in asian clubs in slutty asian clothes... I mean sight-seeing).

Let's start from beginning though. Let us begin with my long long trip here. Imagine... 1 A.M. EST, you have not slept for the whole previous day, then you drive for 4 hours to Atlanta, GA to get on an airplane that leaves at 8 A.M. EST. One would think that once you get the driving out of the way, it is easy to just sleep on the plane... but alas on the first plane, I had to sit next to a couple with a 1 year old baby that doesn't shut the fuck up... in very very annoying mandarin screech! The good thing though, the first plane was only flying to Chicago, so the trip was very short.

In Chicago, I had to wait for maybe 2 hours before my next plane. Not so bad, it gave me enough time to get some nasty McD's breakfast. McHeartAttack on a muffin :D I wrapped it in 4 napkins and the greese still bled through to my fingers :(

Finally! Finally, we get on the plane... or so I thought. They forgot to tell us to get our visas stamped at the counter, so over a 100 people had to get it done and the plane got delayed about 40 minutes because of that. Awesome! At least, I am finally going to take off! The plane quickly fills in. Of course, I am too cheap to pay for first class so I don't have any leg room! Oh well... we begin to taxi to the run way. Next thing I hear is a crash and scratching sound.

"Everyone please remain in your seats. Our front wheel fell off. We have a team on the way to fix this." Says the pilot, very calmly (because you know wheels fall off on planes ALL the time).

An hour later, they fix the wheel. Yay! We can take off! (and possibly die on landing but whatever)

"We have to return to the gate, we ran out of enough fuel for a trip to China while they were fixing the wheel."

Great! We taxi back and start refueling, which by the way takes a good hour too. The problem though, they have to turn the plane off while refueling. Yay for no AC in a plane with over 100 people in it yelling and running around like morons.

Anyways, we finally get going! I was sitting next to a cute Asian girl, so the trip was somewhat pleasant.

Eventually we arrived!

So here I am, in China.

Stay tuned for some adventures I've been having in China!