Dear Friends and My Dick

So both Artem and myself were long overdue for an update, I swear though. I intended on posting today regardless of whether or not Artem did! I spent an entire week far far away, 5 hours from civilization in a tiny Brazilian town, which is why I hadn't updated that entire week. Please forgive me!



Now that I'm back to civilzation, I intend on going back to flirting with straight men til I manage to convert them, as I usually do. Not that I have converted any yet, but the dream lives on. After an admittedly nice, but boring week away, I've pretty much spent another boring week here. At least with internet I have access to FFXI and porn! My only distraction really, aside from the porn that is, is all of the people I talk to, most who I met through FFXI. I'm grateful for you guys! Maybe such friendships end up paying off in real life, you never know. I've had the pleasure of meeting some fellow LS members before I moved to Brazil. And just the other day I was speaking to another FFXI gamer from Rio, Dejan, who I next plan on trying to convert. He claims he'll take me out drinking next time he is in town and that he's not taking "no" for an answer. Whether he'll stick to his promise or not remains to be seen... but I think he is the one who should watch out... I might be the one who doesn't take "no" for an answer (specially from a drunk straight boy wooooo!) :P Dejan you've been warned!



Why is it that a man would resist me anyway? I mean... I'm such a hot girl. Even Pauk thinks so. Though I don't understand why he would want to share all of my big-tittied, tight-assed, milky-skinned, feminine hotness with anyone else...





I guess guys just like to share their conquests or something. I've blurred out the name to protect the name of the not quite so innocent... innocent. Mostly because I don't know him. Either way, thank you Pauk for trying to hook me up. I still would prefer a hot moustache ride from you though.



So, ok. I'm not really a girl, and thank god for that. My dick is my most precious possession. Always there to cheer me up when I'm need of a friend. I would be very sad if my friend just went missing. Just like Artem... he's almost as a good a friend to me as my dick and I would totally cry if he suddenly vanished. My dick is like a fountain... a fountain that oozes and spurts gayness and joy in abundant quantity. So Abundant that I'm forced to pour of all that onto others to relieve my burden. And if I don't do so.. all you have have got to do is ask!...





No need to be ashamed.. I have enough gayness to go 'round!



So if any of you hot studs out there need some man-loving feel free to ask. I'm always ready to provide. You all know where to find me!

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