My good friends, I have failed you. I have failed at posting in timely manner... I do not deserve to die... it's time to go super emo /WRIST. Okay, that out of the way, let me explain to you what happened to my posts. My dog ate them ; ; no really... Actually, my semester in college started and I just have been swamped with preparatory work. Also, I did Advanced Standing for 6 credit hours so I do not have to take the class. That was almost fun. On top of that... Xan is a big pussy and he can't post before, he just has to wait :(
I bet you didn't even read that... you scrolled right down just to see what about these Highschool sluts? You perv... I'm sorry to disappoint you, but it's a play on words.. and here's the play
I have to say... that kind of does sound like a school girl crush. Some girls just like it in the ass... what did you think only guys take it that way? I will leave the context of that conversation out, and let Xan explain it to you when he gets a chance. For the gal's reading this topic, having anal sex helps you tighten up those buttocks into a pleasantly shaped bottom. >.> Ask Xan, he's been offering to fix other guy's asses for years now. If only there was scientific evidence to help him along!
That aside, I want to rant about highschool girls. I love them. As the great saying goes "I keep gettin' older, but they stay the same age" or something like that. The thing I never understood about highschool girls is why are they so awful to each other. I mean there are simple solutions to every problem between guys. Couple of punches and they are best friends. I would like to propose a solution for the girls in high schools. Why don't we just get a big mud pit and wrestle naked! I'll even help out!... No? Damn it was worth a shot.
Speaking of wrestling naked, have you ever had to experience the sounds of old people having sex? Well in the next installment, our guest blogger Antor will tell you his horrid experience that left me laughing for days.
For those that forgot this, let me remind you:
Yeah, I have to deal with Xan all the time, so every once in a while I'm gonna pawn him of on you! It's quite funny though. Now that I have gotten into the swing of things, I'll play ffxi more often and take more screenshots to let you enjoy visual stimulation.
Speaking of visual stimulation :( I'm from the ghetto:
I will post more later, now it's time for class!
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