Is timing everything?

Most people would agree that timing in this world is everything. For example, it would have been a smart idea to get posts up each day after the Blog's release to get more viewers. The thing is though I had finals and Xan is busy washing dishes (he sucks at coming with excuses for why he doesn't post, huh?). I did fail one exam and did well on the other. I still have two exams tomorrow and the day after. I'm looking forward to all the fun I'm going to have. Hehe ^-^' Okay, cute gayness aside, why is timing important? Consider this.

At quick glance, and after you finish laughing, I bet you are automatically assuming that kis wants Xan to like him in a special way (I think Lil' John described this love the best and I quote "Bend down to the floo' and touch yo toes"). Well the truth is, Kis isn't gay (sorry Xan :(...) He just had very bad timing. And timing is everything. If only he typed this 5 seconds later, it would not be so creepy and funny. Let's take a look at what sparked this two liner.

Click on the image and it will pop up with a zoomed-in version. Just to quickly note, chicks do like fat and chubby guys. You can also be completely ugly and the sexiest girl will fall in love with you. Smooth tongue is everything you need~ (Yes, I'm quite aware that can be taken more than one way.) BUT! On that another day. Back to timing.

As you can see, Kis was replying to what I said about girls liking fat guys, not that Xan likes chubby guys, but his time was horrible. I am a victim of bad timing myself as can be seen here.


My first thought... "OH GOD BUSTED???" And then I realized I don't live near either one of them and I'm not gay. It just happened by luck that Baham and I both went to shower after a Nidhogg and Xan took a chance to score some gay points! (I'm thinking of starting a counter of gay points and straight points... to see which one of us is more straight, what do you guys think?)

Timing is not only important in video games. It's quite crucial in real life too. For example, attempting to sneeze while holding a fart in inside a crowded area. It does not work, trust me. If you sneeze, muscles in your body will quickly relax and contract. This in turn will make a loud stinker that everyone can pinpoint on you. This relaxation and contraction of your muscles while sneeze brings me to another point... You can't pee and sneeze at the same time. Your brain won't let you. It's one or the other, you have to make a choice. I personally always go with pissing, because well once you get going, it's hard to stop. Fuck sneezing, it can wait.

Timing is quite clearly, everything. With proper timing you can get anything in this world girls, nice cars, big HDTV, and a pay raise. I mean really, what else does a guy need?

I really wanted to finish this blog off with a nice video of how women have horrible timing. A few years ago in Portugal, a FIFA commercial aired where the guy was watching FIFA and wife kept trying to get him to have sex, but he was concentrating on FIFA World Cup. Eventually she just ended up getting a dildo and going upstairs. The screen read something along the lines "Nothing can get in the way of the World Cup." That was a great commercial playing on timing, I wish I could find it:(

Oh well, sorry for this particular post being a little short, but I have to study for finals! I will post more funny content after this week is over!