I'm Not Doing Dishes Right Now

Must Art talk of flatulence? To me that's only topic that's ever taboo. As most you know, I'm pretty comfortable talking about pretty much anything. It really doesn't bother me. Well, you know what. I lie. Vaginas are very much taboo. So I guess there's only two things I don't like to talk about. In fact, just the other day I was telling Art of my idea for a "gay basket." What's that you ask?! Well let me first explain where the idea came from.

Here in Brazil people shopping for groceries will often order or receive (from the government I suppose) a package with all the products most commonly used in Brazilian cooking. Just the most basic stuff they can't do without. They call it a "basic basket." I know, it sounds horrible in English. I'd rather handpick every single item I'm buying when shopping for food personally. But, what a great idea it would be if you could order "gay baskets,' and have those delivered monthly. In it, I would include a bottle of good anal lube, some condoms, massage oil, sexy revealing underwear, a dildo, a newly released porn DVD, a music CD with good music to fuck to, and an anal douching kit. Just the basic needs of an active homosexual, as I explained to Artie. I didn't think he quite understood the need for the anal douching kit. I know he didn't actually, since he inquired as to why that is important. I shamelessly proceeded to explain why this is a basic need to him... and well...

Harassing men is fun! But is it really harassment when they're enjoying it this much? I could totally feel Artie's boner here when I was groping him. Not to mention that not wearing any clothes around me like that is simply begging for it. Art's not the only one who secretly enjoys manlove. Just look at Mr. Bahamnut here. We quite enjoy cuddling like this. We do it all the time! I've been told to watch it with this one though. He's jailbait. Damn these young'uns.

I've also recently been talking quite a lot of how I wish my dentist would probe my mouth with his penis when he examines me. Yeah he's sexy. Today I saw yet another dentist at the same office.... and damn... he is a cutie too! He puts a smile on my face. It's kind of hard to smile after a root canal though as you can see here. I can't feel my face :( I must say though, my crooked smile is slightly mysterious and sexy now that I look at it myself. Ok, not really :( Unfortunately I'm too pussy to take a picture of my dentists as someone asked me too. Just take my word for it. I definitely would recommend them!